








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1840 | 42% |
| Smokes | 180 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1747 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 608 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,046 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleeci | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | makkara markusβ | 46% | 272 |
| #3 | ππ±π²π΅π²π88 | 36% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleeci | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | makkara markusβ | 46% | 272 |
| #3 | ππ±π²π΅π²π88 | 36% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makkara markusβ | 71 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | ππ±π²π΅π²π88 | 37 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | aleeci | 10 | 0.0222 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makkara markusβ | 536 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | ππ±π²π΅π²π88 | 313 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | aleeci | 101 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleeci | +0.83 | 72 | 28 |
| #2 | ΰΌπππ π’ππππΰΌ | +0.36 | 40 | 37 |
| #3 | makkara markusβ | -1.05 | 53 | 35 |
| #4 | ππ±π²π΅π²π88 | -1.28 | 30 | 50 |





