








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 596 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




183 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15818 | 36% |
| Smokes | 10481 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9347 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8039 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,851,210 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Paul Abdi | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | X/ | 53% | 90 |
| #3 | cagen | 53% | 161 |
| #4 | Kurele | 52% | 598 |
| #5 | IDM | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Paul Abdi | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | X/ | 53% | 90 |
| #3 | cagen | 53% | 161 |
| #4 | Kurele | 52% | 598 |
| #5 | IDM | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurele | 91 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | cagen | 45 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | X/ | 21 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | ✪Paul Abdi | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | IDM | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurele | 1078 | 0.09 | 30 min |
| #2 | cagen | 318 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | X/ | 247 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪Paul Abdi | 122 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | IDM | 70 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cagen | +3.38 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | X/ | +2.83 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | nik | +1.44 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | IDM | +1.35 | 82 | 39 |
| #5 | Kurele | -0.44 | 57 | 60 |





