








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4612 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4011 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2093 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 711 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,548,146 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nate | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | big al | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | Rezzii | 50% | 234 |
| #4 | Qu4thy | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nate | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | big al | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | Rezzii | 50% | 234 |
| #4 | Qu4thy | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rezzii | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | big al | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Qu4thy | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | nate | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rezzii | 671 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | big al | 241 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | nate | 104 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | Qu4thy | 64 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | +3.13 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | nate | +2.18 | 82 | 79 |
| #3 | big al | -0.31 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | Qu4thy | -1.30 | 83 | 47 |
| #5 | Rezzii | -1.69 | 58 | 58 |





