








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3519 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3104 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2898 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,352,119 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | 56% | 87 |
| #2 | nate | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | gug | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Zaray | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Rezzii | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | 56% | 87 |
| #2 | nate | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | gug | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Zaray | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Rezzii | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Zaray | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Rezzii | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | nate | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | 463 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | nate | 147 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Zaray | 143 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rezzii | 109 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | gug | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wunder | +3.05 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | gug | +2.69 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | nate | +0.88 | 82 | 80 |
| #4 | Zaray | +0.82 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | big al | +0.61 | 63 | 59 |





