








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1307 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1047 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1133 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $879,679 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y S R | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Solicix | 58% | 92 |
| #3 | KA1RU | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Sunny | 55% | 106 |
| #5 | GR✘NT | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solicix | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | GR✘NT | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | KA1RU | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Sunny | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Y S R | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y S R | +3.08 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Serge | +1.48 | 85 | 44 |
| #3 | GR✘NT | +0.27 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | Sunny | -0.01 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Solicix | -0.26 | 69 | 74 |





