








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1753 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1437 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,848 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR✘NT | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | Serge | 55% | 106 |
| #3 | Solicix | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | KA1RU | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Cerexl. | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KA1RU | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Solicix | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | GR✘NT | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Serge | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR✘NT | +1.29 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Serge | +0.77 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | Solicix | +0.35 | 70 | 76 |
| #4 | Sunny | -0.02 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Cerexl. | -0.13 | 56 | 46 |





