








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1486 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1603 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1826 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1388 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,189 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BUFU | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Truffy.D | 48% | 73 |
| #3 | fat | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BUFU | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Truffy.D | 48% | 73 |
| #3 | fat | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Truffy.D | 35 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | fat | 16 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | BUFU | 4 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Truffy.D | 208 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | fat | 98 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | BUFU | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Truffy.D | +2.39 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | BUFU | +0.60 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | ettie | -0.44 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | fat | -0.93 | 42 | 49 |





