








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1834 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1110 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1075 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,281 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Setback | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | Fool Chainz | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Bent | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | Det er bo | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | FNB Hellcase.com | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fool Chainz | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Bent | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | Det er bo | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | FNB Hellcase.com | 44% | 90 |
| #6 | Operskills | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fool Chainz | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | FNB Hellcase.com | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Setback | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FNB Hellcase.com | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Setback | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bent | 94 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fool Chainz | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Det er bo | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonkyDonkyDick | +1.97 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Det er bo | +0.95 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | Bent | +0.77 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Fool Chainz | +0.54 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | Operskills | -0.19 | 59 | 47 |





