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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2418 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2256 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1135 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 762 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,050 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿ rc | 45% | 40 |
| #2 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 27% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿ rc | 45% | 40 |
| #2 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 27% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | ✿ rc | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 437 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✿ rc | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿ rc | +3.32 | 51 | 10 |
| #2 | Creature | -1.70 | 25 | 32 |
| #3 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | -4.22 | 21 | 43 |





