








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 18% |
| Smokes | 617 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 600 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 504 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,787 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sajkin 144hz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Hufon | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | ArtiKKK | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Quacky | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M31M3N | 242 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Quacky | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ArtiKKK | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | HammerinosLP | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Hufon | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QUACK | +1.91 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | Sajkin 144hz | +1.77 | 62 | 51 |
| #3 | Los Cinkota | +1.57 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | Quacky | +0.98 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | ArtiKKK | +0.32 | 51 | 57 |





