








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 673 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1030 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1113 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,231 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Sajkin 144hz | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Los Cinkota | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Meow bandit.gg | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Hufon | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M31M3N | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Hufon | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Sajkin 144hz | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M31M3N | 250 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Quacky | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | HammerinosLP | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Los Cinkota | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | +1.35 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | Quacky | +1.13 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Sidis GAMES [T2-SVK] | +0.96 | 70 | 43 |
| #4 | Los Cinkota | +0.83 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | ArtiKKK | +0.67 | 52 | 56 |





