








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5955 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7475 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6055 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5668 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,406 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 793 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rex | 59% | 98 |
| #2 | Peenus man | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Jababo | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | Drdilnut | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rex | 59% | 98 |
| #2 | Peenus man | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Jababo | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | Drdilnut | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jababo | 31 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | rex | 17 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Drdilnut | 14 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Peenus man | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rex | 266 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jababo | 215 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Drdilnut | 105 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peenus man | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rex | +6.82 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Merezy | +1.09 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Jababo | -1.53 | 46 | 39 |
| #4 | Drdilnut | -2.71 | 38 | 36 |
| #5 | Peenus man | -4.98 | 14 | 30 |





