








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




142 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10267 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9423 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11326 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6153 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,993,208 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 22c3nt.chump | 68% | 56 |
| #2 | 2c3nt.chump | 67% | 85 |
| #3 | timboslice | 60% | 100 |
| #4 | Merezy | 59% | 98 |
| #5 | Jababo | 57% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jababo | 77 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Drdilnut | 41 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Merezy | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | DEL1C0US | 11 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | culcha_candela | 10 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rex | +5.79 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Merezy | +0.99 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | DEL1C0US | +0.92 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | culcha_candela | -0.03 | 59 | 38 |
| #5 | 2c3nt.chump | -0.60 | 61 | 50 |





