








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4588 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3797 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2581 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2604 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,960,179 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonk | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | Turelito | 58% | 126 |
| #3 | its me elsa | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | Skog | 52% | 141 |
| #5 | RumbleKEKE | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turelito | 322 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Bonk | 321 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | alexrusty | 317 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Galileo_RD | 181 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | RumbleKEKE | 147 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonk | +5.43 | 94 | 59 |
| #2 | RumbleKEKE | +3.79 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Turelito | +2.55 | 93 | 65 |
| #4 | Uruk Macdå | +2.33 | 92 | 53 |
| #5 | Skog | +1.71 | 65 | 33 |





