








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Esplay | 50 matches | 1,668 | |
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2933 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4193 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4151 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4329 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,176,219 of utility $270 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 58% | 55 | ||
| #2 | Jon | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | henz | 56% | 111 |
| 53% | 34 | ||
| #5 | NikkeBror | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☛ Mysen ☚ | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Mr. Pink | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | henz | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Raboon | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Ramesh | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.34 | 64 | 66 | ||
| +2.94 | 66 | 63 | ||
| #3 | NikkeBror | +2.52 | 56 | 71 |
| #4 | ☛ Mysen ☚ | +2.01 | 59 | 50 |
| #5 | ✪k1v1- | +1.51 | 45 | 68 |





