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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Esplay | 21 matches | 1,498 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3480 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2280 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1301 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $770,999 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henz | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Shaggz | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Ramesh | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | NikkeBror | 57% | 97 |
| #5 | Mr. Pink | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 55% | 145 | ||
| 54% | 13 | ||
| 53% | 15 | ||
| #9 | kenta | 49% | 88 |
| #10 | ☛ Mysen ☚ | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.54 | 58 | 64 | ||
| #2 | NikkeBror | +2.15 | 54 | 67 |
| #3 | ☛ Mysen ☚ | +1.15 | 58 | 54 |
| #4 | Ramesh | +0.94 | 41 | 61 |
| +0.34 | 58 | 55 |





