








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1760 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2240 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4341 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2733 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,361,499 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chocolate Skull ♥ | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | wheezypz | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 48% | 111 |
| #4 | Drool | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chocolate Skull ♥ | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | wheezypz | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 48% | 111 |
| #4 | Drool | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 314 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | wheezypz | 82 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Chocolate Skull ♥ | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Drool | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wheezypz | +1.25 | 64 | 79 |
| #2 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | +0.28 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | lildoggin | +0.25 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | Drool | -1.62 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | Chocolate Skull ♥ | -2.02 | 40 | 54 |





