








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5656 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4354 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3926 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,869 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mareen | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | lildoggin | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Je moeder | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 51% | 162 |
| #5 | Drool | 49% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | aceyyyy | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | jonny | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | MrWacko | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | Restarted% | 37% | 35 |
| #12 | Rocky | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 484 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Drool | 152 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | jonny | 104 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | b0lL1s^ | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | aceyyyy | 63 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mareen | +2.00 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | wheezypz | +1.87 | 66 | 80 |
| #3 | aceyyyy | +1.26 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | lildoggin | +0.72 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | -0.09 | 58 | 65 |





