








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2300 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4232 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2797 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3641 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,092 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kema | 52% | 210 |
| #2 | dARTiFEN_ | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | Ta5 | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kema | 52% | 210 |
| #2 | dARTiFEN_ | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | Ta5 | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kema | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | dARTiFEN_ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Ta5 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kema | 339 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | dARTiFEN_ | 167 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ta5 | 151 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Máté Szilárd | +1.33 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | kema | +1.19 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Ta5 | -0.26 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | dARTiFEN_ | -0.37 | 77 | 58 |





