








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1079 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4457 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4338 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2429 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2489 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,175,132 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Máté Szilárd | 52% | 210 |
| #10 | Ta5 | 50% | 44 |
| #11 | Joe Wonder | 49% | 53 |
| #12 | ThePhoenix | 48% | 63 |
| #13 | ☬dan1eL-☬ | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -1- | +7.32 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | kema | +1.99 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Awesz❤ | +1.57 | 67 | 71 |
| #4 | CZ ♚ | +0.87 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Máté Szilárd | +0.65 | 78 | 62 |





