








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4101 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2845 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4188 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3285 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,371 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fusionz | 53% | 262 |
| #2 | Josh? | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | Set | 48% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fusionz | 53% | 262 |
| #2 | Josh? | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | Set | 48% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josh? | 17 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Fusionz | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Set | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fusionz | 589 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Set | 116 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Josh? | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storitz | +1.44 | 60 | 54 |
| #2 | Josh? | +1.17 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | Set | -0.07 | 62 | 33 |
| #4 | Fusionz | -1.15 | 65 | 55 |





