








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 64% |
| Smokes | 132 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 113 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,808 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEBABISTAN IMORGEN | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | J0hn | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Po | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Just A Potato | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Arafaat el-Sadat | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yezman | +5.24 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | KEBABISTAN IMORGEN | +4.38 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | Po | +1.85 | 83 | 19 |
| #4 | yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah | +1.41 | 70 | 26 |
| #5 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | +0.48 | 39 | 40 |





