








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1135 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1766 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1986 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,411 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEBO | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Awslele ⚡ 💔 | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | Bappo | 51% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEBO | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Awslele ⚡ 💔 | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | Bappo | 51% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bappo | 28 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Awslele ⚡ 💔 | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | HEBO | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEBO | 106 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Awslele ⚡ 💔 | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bappo | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enerji | +3.50 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Awslele ⚡ 💔 | +0.35 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | HEBO | -0.73 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Bappo | -0.77 | 74 | 20 |





