








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1504 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2091 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 994 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,917 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken | 58% | 125 |
| #2 | Larry7 | 52% | 101 |
| #3 | James Bond | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Gᴀʟʟ | 52% | 124 |
| #5 | Pazerny Brzuszek | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gᴀʟʟ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Larry7 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Chicken | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | James Bond | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Pazerny Brzuszek | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken | 242 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Larry7 | 163 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | James Bond | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gᴀʟʟ | 114 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pazerny Brzuszek | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gᴀʟʟ | +1.89 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Chicken | +1.74 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | PATRYŚ DĄBROŚ RUMUNIAK (L) | +0.80 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | krillian adrian godlew | -0.20 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Larry7 | -0.24 | 53 | 58 |





