








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1288 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,590 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ganek | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Chicken | 58% | 91 |
| #3 | James Bond | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | krillian adrian godlew | 52% | 124 |
| #5 | Pazerny Brzuszek | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chicken | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | krillian adrian godlew | 162 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | James Bond | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pazerny Brzuszek | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | PATRYŚ DĄBROŚ RUMUNIAK (L) | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ganek | +3.67 | 31 | 67 |
| #2 | Gᴀʟʟ | +1.91 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Chicken | +1.59 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | PATRYŚ DĄBROŚ RUMUNIAK (L) | +1.08 | 58 | 44 |
| #5 | krillian adrian godlew | -1.52 | 67 | 56 |





