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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1372 | 40% |
| Smokes | 710 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 659 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,069 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YouGotInfosThatIDont | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Nilaxe | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Diogito | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ¢lē๓໓ēl955 | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Maogg | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tακε47 | +8.01 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | ZZZZAAAAYYYY | +7.48 | 59 | 41 |
| #3 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | +1.81 | 71 | 91 |
| #4 | Nilaxe | +1.46 | 62 | 38 |
| #5 | YouGotInfosThatIDont | +1.28 | 63 | 60 |





