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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2767 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2740 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3160 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2671 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,708,427 of utility $317 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 318 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sno | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | ALLEGAA1 | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | marco le croco | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sno | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | ALLEGAA1 | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | marco le croco | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sno | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ALLEGAA1 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | marco le croco | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALLEGAA1 | 92 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | marco le croco | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sno | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marco le croco | +2.51 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | ALLEGAA1 | +1.04 | 34 | 52 |
| #3 | Sno | +0.96 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | Diogito | -0.95 | 62 | 60 |





