








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 106 | 26% |
| Smokes | 82 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 105 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 115 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,729 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PR0Blem - IWNL | 30% | 10 |
| #4 | IGINKO | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | Soul | 19% | 16 |
| #6 | basslinee | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | dżustikejt | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soul | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | IGINKO | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | PR0Blem - IWNL | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glumpy | +4.19 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | dżustikejt | +0.88 | 93 | 35 |
| #3 | IGINKO | +0.04 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | basslinee | +0.02 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | Soul | -0.23 | 81 | 62 |





