








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1967 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1938 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1867 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,210 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | basslinee | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | 丂ㄒ卂尺乃ㄖㄚㄚ | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | jebnemti | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | PR0Blem - IWNL | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | demmik | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | basslinee | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | PR0Blem - IWNL | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | jebnemti | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Soul | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | dżustikejt | 1 | 0.0027 |





