








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 219 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2881 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5937 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6422 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,930 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Bock | 54% | 132 |
| #2 | Ahmed Al Zamir | 49% | 243 |
| #3 | Aviraj | 44% | 109 |
| #4 | zmp1 | 44% | 107 |
| #5 | mmm | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ahmed Al Zamir | 49% | 243 |
| #3 | Aviraj | 44% | 109 |
| #4 | zmp1 | 44% | 107 |
| #5 | mmm | 38% | 53 |
| #6 | ShanShaal | 36% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahmed Al Zamir | 64 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Aviraj | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | zmp1 | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | The Bock | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ShanShaal | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahmed Al Zamir | 1149 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #2 | zmp1 | 351 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Aviraj | 289 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | The Bock | 202 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | ShanShaal | 82 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmp1 | +4.80 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Ahmed Al Zamir | +4.47 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | Aviraj | +0.65 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | The Bock | +0.14 | 51 | 60 |
| #5 | JA4 | -1.82 | 52 | 49 |





