








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1248 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3167 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2560 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2105 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,494 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaar_kas | 55% | 175 |
| #2 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | 51% | 127 |
| #3 | craitex | 50% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaar_kas | 55% | 175 |
| #2 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | 51% | 127 |
| #3 | craitex | 50% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | craitex | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | vaar_kas | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaar_kas | 370 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | craitex | 332 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | 192 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaar_kas | +2.41 | 52 | 66 |
| #2 | raring garlic | -0.16 | 61 | 47 |
| #3 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | -0.65 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | craitex | -1.72 | 46 | 56 |





