








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5659 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6801 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4107 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4670 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,243,982 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | 59% | 71 |
| #2 | craitex | 59% | 82 |
| #3 | D0C | 56% | 127 |
| #4 | raring garlic | 55% | 175 |
| #5 | 48gb | 54% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0C | +3.52 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | vaar_kas | +2.67 | 54 | 65 |
| #3 | 48gb | +0.25 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | raring garlic | -0.58 | 62 | 45 |
| #5 | A.R.S (Anti-Russian SWAT) | -1.13 | 69 | 42 |





