








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1410 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1874 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1441 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,296 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikki-hiiri:3 | 51% | 161 |
| #2 | KATUMIES | 47% | 238 |
| #3 | skibidi sammakko | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikki-hiiri:3 | 51% | 161 |
| #2 | KATUMIES | 47% | 238 |
| #3 | skibidi sammakko | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikki-hiiri:3 | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | skibidi sammakko | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | KATUMIES | 11 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikki-hiiri:3 | 456 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | KATUMIES | 104 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | skibidi sammakko | 73 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikki-hiiri:3 | +2.25 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | herbi | -0.10 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | KATUMIES | -0.36 | 85 | 40 |
| #4 | skibidi sammakko | -2.74 | 34 | 48 |





