








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3943 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4070 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,374,404 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JumpモR | 61% | 88 |
| #2 | Yafu | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | 54m4n | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | eksus_hh | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | phate | 52% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | phate | 52% | 118 |
| #6 | -d3nn1S_ | 51% | 47 |
| #7 | cl_neko^ | 49% | 186 |
| #8 | Rҳnɗy_ | 49% | 68 |
| #9 | Wuchtel | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cl_neko^ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | eksus_hh | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | JumpモR | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Yafu | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | phate | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cl_neko^ | 860 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | JumpモR | 293 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | phate | 199 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rҳnɗy_ | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | -d3nn1S_ | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JumpモR | +2.47 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Yafu | +2.29 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | cl_neko^ | +0.98 | 59 | 78 |
| #4 | eksus_hh | +0.55 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | 54m4n | +0.07 | 63 | 68 |





