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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 859 | 31% |
| Smokes | 376 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 778 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 766 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,485 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 32% | 112 |
| #2 | Docspidey | 31% | 80 |
| #3 | Hubert | 31% | 58 |
| #4 | Adamovitch | 26% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 32% | 112 |
| #2 | Docspidey | 31% | 80 |
| #3 | Hubert | 31% | 58 |
| #4 | Adamovitch | 26% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 20 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Docspidey | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Adamovitch | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Hubert | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 196 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Adamovitch | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hubert | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Docspidey | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | +1.92 | 48 | 26 |
| #2 | Hubert | +1.85 | 52 | 58 |
| #3 | Docspidey | +1.17 | 54 | 33 |
| #4 | EwenGdn | -4.05 | 25 | 36 |
| #5 | Adamovitch | -5.21 | 16 | 50 |





