








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1149 | 22% |
| Smokes | 520 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1709 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $912,284 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 47% | 387 |
| #2 | Hubert | 43% | 106 |
| #3 | Adamovitch | 43% | 90 |
| #4 | EwenGdn | 31% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 47% | 387 |
| #2 | Hubert | 43% | 106 |
| #3 | Adamovitch | 43% | 90 |
| #4 | EwenGdn | 31% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 70 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Adamovitch | 16 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | EwenGdn | 13 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Hubert | 9 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] lerusse243 | 687 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hubert | 148 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Adamovitch | 129 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | EwenGdn | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubert | +3.43 | 52 | 50 |
| #2 | [FR] lerusse243 | +1.79 | 58 | 25 |
| #3 | Docspidey | -0.04 | 53 | 31 |
| #4 | EwenGdn | -4.86 | 21 | 31 |
| #5 | Adamovitch | -5.12 | 14 | 37 |





