








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 546 | 29% |
| Smokes | 519 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 453 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,773 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Digitronac | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | njuki | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | somnileviackermanum | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | papi | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | cawpy | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | njuki | 3 | 0.0300 |
| #2 | papi | 2 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | cawpy | 1 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | somnileviackermanum | 1 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venenata orthodoxa☦ | 33 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Digitronac | 29 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | papi | 29 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | njuki | 25 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | fanatic cs.money | 21 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | njuki | +6.35 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | GOD DID | +2.41 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | Digitronac | +1.40 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | venenata orthodoxa☦ | +0.85 | 86 | 55 |
| #5 | miwo | +0.77 | 77 | 56 |





