








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3494 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3695 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2856 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,642 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rohtly | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | tacoz | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | Styx | 47% | 345 |
| #4 | MR.säga the kala | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Munnistaja | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raave | +2.23 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | Oversider | +0.88 | 67 | 31 |
| #3 | MR.säga the kala | +0.69 | 59 | 84 |
| #4 | Rohtly | +0.10 | 76 | 37 |
| #5 | Munnistaja | -0.72 | 31 | 38 |





