








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1982 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1473 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1415 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1252 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,629 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sneakyvicko | 287 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | dnky ツ | 146 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | j1MESY | 104 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | JesusGotDrip | 76 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Virp1 | 66 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnky ツ | +2.33 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | sneakyvicko | +1.36 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Emppu | +0.34 | 74 | 41 |
| #4 | j1MESY | -0.00 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | Joontti | -0.10 | 43 | 58 |





