








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1572 | 35% |
| Smokes | 982 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 980 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 949 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,053 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gone till Jan 2 | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | armen | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | saiyo | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | shike | 75% | 16 |
| #5 | ☁frowN☁ | 70% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yikes | 255 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Nick | 146 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | ☁frowN☁ | 82 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | shike | 62 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | MattyTray | 61 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | armen | +4.78 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | gone till Jan 2 | +3.12 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | saMster^ | +2.33 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | shike | +2.01 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | saiyo | +1.81 | 74 | 65 |





