








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4006 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4443 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2653 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3215 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,050,465 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Sabio | 47% | 68 |
| #12 | Wade Wilson | 46% | 177 |
| #13 | SpecOPS Ultra | 46% | 196 |
| #14 | Psychotherepist | 46% | 35 |
| #15 | Toxic Kasai | 37% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecOPS Ultra | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | GHOST | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Wade Wilson | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Sabio | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | HughJass | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecOPS Ultra | 559 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Shiftwalker Teja | 331 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | GHOST | 227 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | HughJass | 196 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | _Ex6TenZ_ | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sabio | +3.25 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Psychotherepist | +3.22 | 90 | 40 |
| #3 | _SuperPotato_ | +2.85 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | HughJass | +2.82 | 85 | 42 |
| #5 | sabka malik ek | +2.47 | 93 | 51 |





