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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 109 | 14% |
| Smokes | 188 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 272 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,900 of utility $286 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zakenzo | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Manulaton | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | β§Alekyβ§ | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Stolen | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zakenzo | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Manulaton | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | β§Alekyβ§ | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Stolen | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stolen | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Zakenzo | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Manulaton | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β§Alekyβ§ | 85 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Stolen | 74 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zakenzo | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Manulaton | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π³πͺ | +1.12 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | β§Alekyβ§ | +1.02 | 68 | 43 |
| #3 | Manulaton | -0.53 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Stolen | -1.09 | 33 | 63 |
| #5 | Zakenzo | -1.62 | 68 | 65 |





