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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 31% |
| Smokes | 271 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 175 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 167 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,319 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zakenzo | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Zulobeta | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | 𝒳𝒪 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ⛧Aleky⛧ | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Manulaton | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zakenzo | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Zulobeta | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | 𝒳𝒪 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ⛧Aleky⛧ | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Manulaton | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zakenzo | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Manulaton | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧Aleky⛧ | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zakenzo | 78 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝒳𝒪 | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Manulaton | 12 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zulobeta | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧Aleky⛧ | +1.39 | 69 | 38 |
| #2 | 𝒳𝒪 | +1.20 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | Manulaton | -0.35 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Stolen | -0.71 | 34 | 62 |
| #5 | Zakenzo | -2.16 | 64 | 68 |





