








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11636 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10055 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6136 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7502 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,611,124 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DownBadLilsmoke | 57% | 176 |
| #2 | SlimShady | 55% | 200 |
| #3 | The Dr. Oz Show | 53% | 288 |
| #4 | TGS7 BrunoTxr | 53% | 763 |
| #5 | TGS7 ♛ⓣⓤⓓ✛ | 47% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TGS7 BrunoTxr | 553 | 0.04 | 15 min |
| #2 | DownBadLilsmoke | 284 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | SlimShady | 129 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | The Dr. Oz Show | 124 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | TGS7 ♛ⓣⓤⓓ✛ | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DownBadLilsmoke | +4.06 | 85 | 36 |
| #2 | The Dr. Oz Show | +1.15 | 62 | 19 |
| #3 | Pelegreen | +0.70 | 44 | 50 |
| #4 | SlimShady | +0.50 | 47 | 28 |
| #5 | TGS7 BrunoTxr | -0.20 | 48 | 32 |





