








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 307 | 15% |
| Smokes | 936 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 405 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 468 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,929 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelegreen | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | DownBadLilsmoke | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | TGS7 BrunoTxr | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | The Dr. Oz Show | 2 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | SlimShady | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelegreen | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | DownBadLilsmoke | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | TGS7 BrunoTxr | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | SlimShady | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | SpiNaL | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DownBadLilsmoke | +5.24 | 85 | 33 |
| #2 | The Dr. Oz Show | +3.86 | 73 | 11 |
| #3 | Pelegreen | +0.62 | 40 | 38 |
| #4 | SlimShady | +0.18 | 48 | 24 |
| #5 | SpiNaL | -0.67 | 58 | 30 |





