








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6798 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4701 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4978 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,716,342 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ Scout ツ | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Xelton | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | ECHY | 55% | 112 |
| #4 | Serapyx | 55% | 159 |
| #5 | Solo | 54% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ECHY | 55% | 112 |
| #4 | Serapyx | 55% | 159 |
| #5 | Solo | 54% | 168 |
| #6 | usp | 54% | 168 |
| #7 | defiantz | 53% | 436 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defiantz | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | usp | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Serapyx | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ツ Scout ツ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Solo | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defiantz | 942 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #2 | Solo | 398 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | usp | 369 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Serapyx | 287 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | ECHY | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ Scout ツ | +2.61 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | Nebula | +1.76 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | defiantz | +1.26 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | ECHY | +0.33 | 79 | 42 |
| #5 | Solo | +0.07 | 68 | 53 |





