








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5300 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1985 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4312 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,644 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nebula | 54% | 168 |
| #6 | Tier | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | usp | 49% | 279 |
| #8 | Xelton | 44% | 61 |
| #9 | asa | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | usp | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Nebula | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | defiantz | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ECHY | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | asa | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nebula | 672 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | usp | 670 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | defiantz | 532 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | ECHY | 331 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tier | 149 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defiantz | +2.11 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Nebula | +1.71 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | ECHY | +1.30 | 80 | 47 |
| #4 | Solo | +0.68 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | Tier | -0.23 | 79 | 65 |





