








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 747 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8404 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10069 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8108 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7222 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,880 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buffdaddy | 60% | 53 |
| #2 | Reacher | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | urnotgoodwhatssoever | 55% | 105 |
| #4 | weetard wangler | 52% | 77 |
| #5 | fella | 50% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weetard wangler | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | fella | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | urnotgoodwhatssoever | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Semen Gang | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | 杰伊不S | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weetard wangler | +2.92 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | Reacher | +1.82 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Buffdaddy | +1.62 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | fella | +1.38 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | urnotgoodwhatssoever | +0.12 | 75 | 59 |





