








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1231 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1300 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,080 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boye | 42% | 182 |
| #2 | Mygind | 39% | 157 |
| #3 | King Dudo | 29% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boye | 42% | 182 |
| #2 | Mygind | 39% | 157 |
| #3 | King Dudo | 29% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mygind | 20 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Boye | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | King Dudo | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boye | 338 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Mygind | 293 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | King Dudo | 54 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mygind | +3.70 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Sp1cy | +0.25 | 43 | 51 |
| #3 | Boye | -1.81 | 34 | 43 |
| #4 | King Dudo | -5.36 | 12 | 34 |





