








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 38% |
| Smokes | 175 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 674 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 354 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,874 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lan | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | MEM | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | Redi | 43% | 89 |
| #4 | flEx | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | kev | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flEx | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | kev | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Redi | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | MEM | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | lan | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flEx | 373 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | kev | 348 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Redi | 98 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | lan | 86 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | MEM | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flEx | +4.56 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | Palletarol | +1.81 | 72 | 41 |
| #3 | MEM | +1.23 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | kev | +1.03 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | lan | -0.13 | 50 | 59 |





